Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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