Do vagina's smell?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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