Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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