y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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