Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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