Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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