But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
is it fun? or sober?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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