Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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