I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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