But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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