I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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