The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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