i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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