what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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