The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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