He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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