dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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