i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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