Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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