Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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