can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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