it wasn't lemon gatorade
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
should my penis look like a turkey
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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