you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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