I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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