oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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