Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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