Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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