Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
