I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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