In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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