Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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