I heard we made out
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She's the barista slut.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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