I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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