im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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