there's paper in my vomit.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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