at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
