Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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