I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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