my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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