I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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