Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we made out on top of his cat.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
