considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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