have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
