Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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