I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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