Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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