okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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