He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
so much tequila, so little girl.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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