When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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