i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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